tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90366272303821926182012-02-16T18:51:29.123-04:00Life is too short to waste time.Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.comBlogger351100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-57705192142255740432008-01-12T13:14:00.000-04:002008-01-12T13:16:28.540-04:00I'm more behind than my ass.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-5770519214225574043?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-33163733545358830272007-12-22T08:23:00.000-04:002007-12-22T08:29:40.875-04:00Why is it that some people order a diet coke with their double Big Mac and extra large french fries?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-3316373354535883027?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-30259242243082856552007-12-20T09:08:00.000-04:002007-12-20T09:13:58.089-04:00Am I the only one who gets a little nervous about seeing braille on the buttons at a drive-through ATM?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-3025924224308285655?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-6652020452267197882007-02-27T20:47:00.000-04:002007-02-27T20:48:39.157-04:00Why didn't my mother see the irony in calling me a "son of a bitch."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-665202045226719788?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-35939851289698704032007-02-20T19:24:00.000-04:002007-02-20T19:25:48.789-04:00Political jokes are only funny if they don't get elected.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-3593985128969870403?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-32638936757872641502007-02-19T17:44:00.000-04:002007-02-19T17:45:57.403-04:00As soon as you make it idiot proof, someone makes a better idiot.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-3263893675787264150?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-30081462240129958912007-02-15T16:10:00.000-04:002007-02-15T19:24:09.286-04:00Is it possible to be proud of your modesty?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-3008146224012995891?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-28624172181339621382007-02-13T19:03:00.001-04:002007-02-12T15:02:11.300-04:00How is it possible to have a "civil" war?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-2862417218133962138?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-91499289654757183752007-02-12T10:12:00.000-04:002007-02-12T10:14:14.532-04:00Can a stupid idea still be intellectual property?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-9149928965475718375?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-32240194472450851052007-02-09T14:48:00.000-04:002007-02-09T14:49:28.224-04:00Why do Psychics have to ask you for your name?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-3224019447245085105?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-7091913591292940682007-02-08T18:48:00.000-04:002007-02-07T21:32:44.933-04:00If you try to fail, and you succeed, which have you actually done?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-709191359129294068?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-41709252261381615042007-02-07T21:32:00.001-04:002007-02-07T21:32:45.025-04:00Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-4170925226138161504?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-51115693371778350842007-02-06T22:10:00.000-04:002007-02-06T22:12:42.019-04:00If a restaurant has posted a sign that says "No shoes, No shirt, No service," will you get service if you're not wearing pants?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-5111569337177835084?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-32472410375820210902007-02-05T21:53:00.000-04:002007-02-05T21:55:45.491-04:00Does war determine who is right, or only who is left?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-3247241037582021090?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-10313226420657242592007-02-03T20:33:00.000-04:002007-02-03T20:37:53.995-04:00Why is it that we can communicate with astronauts in space, but my cell phone doesn't work 70 miles from my house?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-1031322642065724259?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-61266708423329553262007-02-02T15:19:00.000-04:002007-02-02T15:45:07.327-04:00I bought a book on improving memory, but forgot to read it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-6126670842332955326?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-64821056213234894882007-02-01T18:52:00.000-04:002007-02-01T18:51:57.496-04:00If <strong>everyone</strong> is unique, is that really unique?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-6482105621323489488?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-46846463755126008812007-01-31T21:21:00.000-04:002007-01-31T21:31:23.171-04:00Sexual addiction is man's most ingenious invention.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-4684646375512600881?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-46329147145664736242007-01-30T22:34:00.000-04:002007-01-30T22:36:39.018-04:00If Paris Hilton's brains were dynamite, she couldn't blow her head up.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-4632914714566473624?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-31562030313227251072007-01-29T15:43:00.000-04:002007-01-29T15:47:21.398-04:00Do you think when they came up with "true love endures," they had morning breath in mind?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-3156203031322725107?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-33471351785629801352007-01-23T09:30:00.000-04:002007-01-26T16:00:24.129-04:00If you want to scare a man, throw rice at him.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-3347135178562980135?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-30586857759098285942007-01-23T09:24:00.000-04:002007-01-25T13:03:43.489-04:00If you think you found Mr. or Ms. Right, make sure their first name isn't "Always."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-3058685775909828594?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-71823144806492181722007-01-23T09:15:00.000-04:002007-01-24T15:39:00.571-04:00People laugh because I'm different; I laugh because they're all the same.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-7182314480649218172?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-14380791448555094582007-01-23T09:14:00.000-04:002007-01-23T22:12:56.221-04:00God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-1438079144855509458?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-30073222622647263142007-01-23T09:03:00.000-04:002007-01-23T09:32:15.165-04:00If it weren't for politicians, I might feel much less intelligent.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-3007322262264726314?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-56639001280583187002007-01-21T21:32:00.000-04:002007-01-21T21:34:47.976-04:00I feel about food like Michael Jackson feels about little ... oh nevermind.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-5663900128058318700?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-88879556573536498212007-01-20T18:18:00.000-04:002007-01-20T18:21:09.564-04:00Being the youngest sibling meant I could get away with things without having to pay for Johnny Cochrane.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-8887955657353649821?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-29578865003358241732007-01-19T11:26:00.000-04:002007-01-19T11:32:05.589-04:00If God actually existed, do you really think we'd have the Jerry Springer Show?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-2957886500335824173?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-27367506319026860572007-01-18T20:58:00.000-04:002007-01-18T21:01:55.563-04:00If I crave Big Macs everytime I leave the gym, wouldn't I be healthier if I just stopped going to the gym?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-2736750631902686057?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-87866820868538698302007-01-17T23:16:00.000-04:002007-01-18T10:14:36.157-04:00Trying to make progress in Government is like trying to get Britney Spears to wear underwear.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-8786682086853869830?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-63613601841996590182007-01-16T08:54:00.001-04:002007-01-16T14:20:46.739-04:00All I ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-6361360184199659018?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-62949140847638995722007-01-15T21:33:00.000-04:002007-01-15T21:35:06.902-04:00What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-6294914084763899572?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-12914294898860050052007-01-14T21:57:00.000-04:002007-01-14T22:03:02.939-04:00Why do we not think enough of ourselves to not hold ourselves to those standards to which we hold celebrities?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-1291429489886005005?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-62572474503987557052007-01-13T19:57:00.000-04:002007-01-13T20:12:10.441-04:00True happiness is a Saturday.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-6257247450398755705?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9036627230382192618.post-57432320349829533532007-01-13T00:51:00.000-04:002007-01-13T00:57:38.915-04:00From small beginnings come great things.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9036627230382192618-5743232034982953353?l=thebrevityblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04757441063498907154noreply@blogger.com1