Work

I'm more behind than my ass.

Just Not Getting It

Why is it that some people order a diet coke with their double Big Mac and extra large french fries?

What Scares Me

Am I the only one who gets a little nervous about seeing braille on the buttons at a drive-through ATM?

Irony

Why didn't my mother see the irony in calling me a "son of a bitch."

Politicians

Political jokes are only funny if they don't get elected.

Idiot Proof

As soon as you make it idiot proof, someone makes a better idiot.

Modesty

Is it possible to be proud of your modesty?