Irony

Why didn't my mother see the irony in calling me a "son of a bitch."

Politicians

Political jokes are only funny if they don't get elected.

Idiot Proof

As soon as you make it idiot proof, someone makes a better idiot.

Modesty

Is it possible to be proud of your modesty?

War

How is it possible to have a "civil" war?

Intellectual Property

Can a stupid idea still be intellectual property?

Psychics

Why do Psychics have to ask you for your name?

Failure

If you try to fail, and you succeed, which have you actually done?

Drinking

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

Big Picture

If a restaurant has posted a sign that says "No shoes, No shirt, No service," will you get service if you're not wearing pants?

War

Does war determine who is right, or only who is left?

Cell Phones

Why is it that we can communicate with astronauts in space, but my cell phone doesn't work 70 miles from my house?

Memory

I bought a book on improving memory, but forgot to read it.

Uniqueness

If everyone is unique, is that really unique?